Wednesday

• Anil tweeted, "Voters, remember: A key part of our next President's responsibilities will be to name the Chief Justice of American Idol."

Tuesday

• Anil tweeted, "@jakedobkin Your "Dramatic Chipmunk" t-shirt is just an artifact of an unfunny, tired meme. Whereas a shirt with me on it... oh, wait."

Monday

• Anil tweeted, "Holy fuck, people, just because a song mentions "America" and is played in a public venue doesn't mean we have to doff our hats and stand."

Sunday

• Anil tweeted, "I have this horrible vision of the future where the family from these "don't throw away the rollover minutes" commercials gets a sitcom."

Saturday

• Anil tweeted, "Everybody tweet me links to headlines saying "Biden: His Time" or similar lunacy!"
• Anil tweeted, "Saw a bunch of paparazzi milling about on the sidewalk, presumably waiting for someone. Looks like chickens in the yard waiting for feed."

Today

• Anil saved Goodness Gracious Me: Jonathan as a favorite video
• Anil saved Goodness Gracious Me - Superman is Indian as a favorite video
• Anil shared Teena Marie: for the real from art is the new religion
• Anil tweeted, "All bound for mu mu land."