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Sometime early this morning, I realized that the dog was on one side of me growling and the cat was on the other side of me purring, and both of their low rumbles were at almost exactly the same frequency. I'm no expert on resonance or the auditory conductivity of bone structures, but I'm pretty sure they were trying to make my skull explode. Damn animals.

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Posted April 11, 2003 11:45

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justin

Posted April 11, 2003 10:41

Take three molybdenum razors to ‘em! Shear your pets for summer - that will pacify them.

dong_resin

Posted April 11, 2003 13:19

You know, this is exactly how David Berkowitz got rolling, Anil. Even if the cat did learn to speak dog and they’re plotting against you, it’s probably best if you just let it go. They’re housepets, the potential for real anarchy is limited.

John Dowdell

Posted April 11, 2003 16:24

It’s okay if they’re at the same frequency, but watch out if they’re like 8-12 cycles per second though… the beat frequency could get nasty…. ;-)

Geof

Posted April 11, 2003 18:57

Yeah, but then it’d have a good beat … and Anil could bug out to it.

Leslie

Posted April 11, 2003 21:17

:::watching Anil spin until his head threatens to pop off:::

wendell

Posted April 12, 2003 01:57

What’s the Frequency, Anil? They must have disrupted your REM sleep. (groan)

Actually, my relationship with my Lollypup has definately changed since I had to relocate my desk in the same room with her papers. In other words, I’ve never walked her more regularly than I do now.

Camilo

Posted April 12, 2003 02:54

Actually, their freqs-in-sync is one of nature’s most successful experiments in mind control. They purr and growl, you feed and walk them. They got you beat.

Susan Mernit

Posted April 13, 2003 10:32

Anil, I have the same problem. Only my 10 lb cat has convinced my 100 lb dog that the cat is actually bigger—so the cat gets to intimidate the dog right off the bed.

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